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Speaking 2 languages in a sentence because you’re a multicultural bastard.

“Can I have some water, por favor?”

Yung feeling na nasa department store ka tapos sabi ng saleslady ( ano po yung sir/ma’am may iba pong color nyan, gsto niyo po i’fit? may sizes pa po kami nyan.)

purpleprincessaddict:

eto lng nasa isip isip ko….


>.<

What I hate about being a girl:

  • Periods
  • Period cramps
  • Sore tits
  • Mood swings
  • Picking out outfits for the day
  • Styling hair after showering
  • Having a hard time running cause of your tits
  • Making sure you don’t get pregnant
  • Carrying the baby
  • Being called a bitch, whore, hoe for no apparent reason
  • Make sure you don’t get raped
  • Having pedophiles hit on you
  • Oh, and fancying the fuck out of someone that doesn’t know you exist on the earth.

in sickness and in health.

makemesmilee:

This deserves a million reblogs.
This is beautiful. 

i reblog this everytime.

oh my god. i love this. this is beautiful <3

iamkeikulit:

Teacher: If you give P100 to your friend but he only needs P50, how much will he return to you?

Student: Nothing.

Teacher: You don’t know Math!!

Student: Ma’am, you don’t know my friends!